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To another successful mission.
I couldn't do what I do without you in my earpiece.
You head down the tunnel, you got three comin' in -
Can you imagine me as a spy?
- With a gun! - Whaaat?!
These look delicious!
This is VERY chewy...
You're eating a hand towel.
Just, uh, cleansing my palette.
You know when I joined the CIA I though I was going to be this amazing spy!
I'm just the same boring person I was before!
You play it too safe.
I just hear my mom's voice...
Give up on your dream, Susan.
She used to write that in my lunchbox.
Raina Boynoff is about to sell a tactical nuclear weapon to a terrorist organization.
I told you to send me in there.
You CAN'T. She knows the identity of all our agents.
We need someone to find the bomb without being detected.
I'll do it.
Okay, thanks Lunch Lady.
- You're going. - Okay!
Yeah, bring one of your cats as a sidekick.
I don't have cats!
Go see Patrick, he's got special equipment for you.
It's like the future!
You're a SPY!!
I know!
You'll be given a new identity.
Awhhh! Cat Lady. Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man!
That's a confidence builder...
You really think you're ready for the field?
Leave the action to me.
Dammit! Who puts a roof on a scooter!?
What are you, The Pope?!
You are not to make direct contact with any of the targets.
You are incredibly out of your league!
That's not fair!
Get your hands off my boobs!
I'm saving you!
I'm a REAL spy.
I once drove a car off a freeway
on top of train
while I was on fire.
Not the car,
I was on fire.
You kinda startin' to freak me out...
Poor little pathetic Susan.
My father used to bring people here.
Did he also make you dress like
a slutty dolphin trainer?
Did I forget to knock?
Who are you?
You want me to have Cagney and Lacy explain it to you?
Cagney is gonna come up your ass like a thunderbolt
and chew off both your swedish meatballs!
You gonna cry?!
I'm not gonna cry!
You're cryin' now!
I'm NOT!